Thursday, November 23, 2006

Why wait for December 22nd?

This site, for the sake of world peace, is asking everyone to orgasm in unity on December 22nd. Now, even though I don't believe it is possible to achieve world peace without a greater power, I am going to try to help out Donna Sheehan and Paul Reffell over there. I only have one complaint. Why isolate this effort to only one day? Why not everyday? If millions of people, who orgasm in unity, could change the face of the earth as we know it for one day, then why not orgasm every day? Think of all the things we could accomplish if everyone in the world who is capable, would orgasm every day? I would support such an effort; just for a matter of fact, I will go discuss this over with my wife to see if we can make a difference in this world.

2 comments:

Paleocrat said...

I am already "on it." Actually, I have had a "hand in this" for some time, now.

Seriously, I think the governments of the world need "come" together in order to "put into" law something requiring daily orgasms from all the world's citizens! They ought to create an orgasm gestapo. If the science behind this is legit then we need to ensure that everyone in the world is "pitching in." They need to "do" their part. They cannot "get off" the hook! We are talking about world peace, here. I would hate for there to be wars because someone wants to take a "firm position" against the idea of government mandated daily orgasms. I mean, is world peace not worth it???

Alright, I can't take my lame remarks any "longer."

Unknown said...

Allen and I are in!